Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 21, 2015
May 15, 2015
May 22, 2015
Transcript:
NRA spokes mascot Eddie Eagle's Guide to Teen safety Are these situations...safe or unsafe? Eddie At Home SAFE! There a securely stored semiautomatic recover with no trigger lock in the bureau drawer, so a deranged intruder would meet with powerful and timely resistance. At a friend's home Safe! A closet filled with semiautomatic firearms protects these teens not only from deranged intruders but also from each other, should one of them became deranged. AT School Safe! All teachers, administrators and janitorial staff are packing heat in case deranged individuals get easy access to heavy firepower and seize the school. On the street Safe! Concealed weapons on all people passing by and at windows protect the youth from the risk of a deranged attacker. Remember theres lots of deranged people out there... ...so kids are at risk when there aren't enough guns around! NRA: guns don't kill people , trench coats do"
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Differentname almost 10 years ago
exactly what 2A types will tell you. no satire needed.
wcorvi almost 10 years ago
Maybe there ARE lots of deranged people out there, but they all have GUNS! If you arm everyone, you tend to have shoot-outs where hundreds just start firinig at everyone else.
Nah, that would NEVER happen, would it?
mickjam almost 10 years ago
Nice to know the psycho in the tower is also packing.
steverinoCT almost 10 years ago
A friend on Facebook posted statistics showing the US has more weapons than every army and individual in the rest of the world combined. It was supposed to be a good thing; contrasted with Iraq, where in ISIS-controlled areas they are banning all guns.
Yep, no marauding armies terrorizing the countryside here! Must be all the weapons!
Cozmik Cowboy almost 10 years ago
Um, semi-automatic revolver??No matter which side you take, you should know what you’re talking about before you talk.
pam Miner almost 10 years ago
I Think he is poking some fun at people who are so fearful that they think the only time they are safe is when They are packing.
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The irony here is that the Eddie Eagle program teaches kids (up to about third grade) to treat a gun like they’d treat a rattle snake: Absolutely don’t touch it; instead: leave the area and tell a trusted adult about it.
nailer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“79 states have unrestricted carry”Correction please? Want to know the true number.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
In the old west, plenty of towns such as Dodge City and Tombstone required people to check their guns with the local constabulary. How’s that for gun control?