Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 04, 2015

…or if it’s deep-fried.

I do like a pint of bitter now and again.

“It will improve your love life.”Always a big seller.

Hey, chocolate or beer – both a world better than that gawd-awful cherry flavor they use

Chunky Soup has a new flavor: “Beer & Bacon”. It’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever eaten. I expected it taste more like bacon, but it tasted more like beer!

I did not write the Wizard! They are using my first name with out me…… :-(

Smuttynose’s Old Brown Dog.

Or bacon … everything is bacon flavored anymore.

Or coffee.

They funniest part of the book, “Catch-22”, was the chocolate covered cotton….

Although the concept of strafing our own airfields may be more relevant in these treacherous modern times…….

Thus explaining young adulthood.

I know, right? And the serving size that has gram plus of sodium is like 3.5 ounces. That’s four sips!

ICK! All that SODIUM!!!

Yeah… isn’t this wonderful! Of course, you can get a low sodium version; but as I always say, ICK… why bother?

Not in my Spam filter.

Don’t suggest Spam to JPuzzleWhiz; I’m sure it has too much sodium. Might be why I like it!

Now, where did I put my blood pressure meds…