The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 02, 2015

Too subtle for me.

Clever vultures!

Duct tape is like the Force: It has a light side.It has a dark side.It binds the universe together.

And, in this case, allows karma to run over the dogma..Well, the truckma to run over the chickenma.

The chicken was crossing the road.Baring do on him was a truck with a load.Two vultures looking from on high.Hoping the chicken would die.Just before the big crash.It turns out the bird was the champ of the 100m dash.

She was stapled to the dog.

A fowl deed.

And when the truck came roaring up, she duct and her life was “spared”.

Oh, you’ve heard it?Yes.Very well, carry on….

I dream of a world where chickens may cross the road without having their motives questioned.

so the colorists failed? The ‘Walk’ wouldn’t be green if there was a ’Don’t’ above it. Just to be pedantic… :)

What is a chicken? What has she got?If not herself, then she has nought.To cluck the things she truly feelsAnd not the sqwawks of one who kneelsThe record showedI crossed the roadAnd did it My Way…

Never mind the fact that Walk in Don’t Walk is red but green in Walk…….