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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2015
June 09, 2015
June 11, 2015
Transcript:
Man: What'll yah have, me buckos? Cobra Carson: Hmm, I don't know... Narrator: Rip and Co. enter a "Casual American" pirate saloon to find the hideout of Fiji Jones! Arrrr! Breezy: I can't decide between the "dead men tell no tales" toasted almond or the "blow me down" Daiquiri... Man: It's happy hour. So the pirate Pina Coladas come with a souvenir glass. Breezy: Oooo! Cobra Carson: Is the Yo-Ho Harvey Wallbanger, good? Rip Haywire: Are the "Pieces of 8" boneless?
miqq1234 almost 10 years ago
âŠhow about a slice of swordfishâŠ
Chithing almost 10 years ago
Waiter: You guys sure ask a lot of questions. Lemme see your Pirateâs Association I.D.
mntim almost 10 years ago
What are your pie rates here?
aerilim almost 10 years ago
The Daiquiri sounds like funâŠ
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
Rip looks like he needs glasses. Of course, he often squints, but here he is holding the menu very close.
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
Heavily themed pirate restaurant; how does everyone guess what the restroom doors are labeled?
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Whatever you do, Rip⊠DO NOT ask for any âvirginâ daiquiris!
papabear almost 10 years ago
What does the Pirate say on the day he becomes an octogenarian? âAye, mateyâ!
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Regressing to âFast Times at Ridgemont Highâ Dan?
warjoski Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Itâs like Applebeeâs. Only less evil.
Lee Foggenoggin almost 10 years ago
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH, MATEYS!!!!!!!DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES!!!!!!!THEN, LETâS PILLAGE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!