Pickles by Brian Crane for June 03, 2015

I was right: Earl self-volunteered to sleep on the sofa. Anyway, why would Opal be concerned more on the sofa?

Then get rid of those stupid satin sheets.

Another day about the sheets!?! Geez.

Well, that’s true love for you.

I sometimes sleep on the sofa when I’m having trouble sleeping in bed. Works well and I’m quite rested.

Why? Is Earl a bed-wetter?

From DEVIOUS MAIDS:“You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”“But we have nine other bedrooms.”“The couch.”“Yes, dear.”

Earl should have known, what else would expect from Opal ?

sounds like my mother’s thinking

“My sofa”? Bet Earl paid for it. Just like my sister in law…. it’s always, “my bedroom”.

If that’s the case, Opal… Don’t send Earl to sleep on the sofa when he’s done something wrong.

xxx

People after all these "satin sheet " arcs , What I thought of at first and still think of is :"Satin Sheets to lie on ,Satin pillows to cry on ,I’m not happy don’t you see .Big long cadillacs ,taylor mades upon my back etc. " By the great Jeanne Pruett !

Sleep like a baby, wake up wet.

Me too Opal… JK!

Sorry Earl but Opal doesn’t care about you. She probably never loved you… bummer