FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 05, 2015

Roger must’ve been quite a sucker for buying THAT gunpowder gallery for his sons.

That’s when you get the torch out!

I would have expected Jason to make his own.

Send for for Mort from the central park zoo.

If I had paid for that big of a dud, I would have blown a fuse!

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Andy probably removed all the gunpowder. Gotta keep her family safe, you know :P :P :P

They need Henry from “Wizard of ID” he’d have no problem lighting it.

When I was a kid, back in the early ’80s, I had a friend lose his eyebrows when something similar happened. He had some burns on his cheeks, too, but his eye brows were completely gone.

Yes, I still make fun of him to this day, about that.

This isn’t going to end well.

Put the lighter on the end of a ten ft pole. (Then run like hel)

Omg this is not working

This is why Andy has 9-1-1 on speed dial . . .

guys, one of them just needs to get one of Rogers’ extra-long barbecue matches

Notice how all three are wearing the same shoes

That thing looks scary!

How about you just light it yourself! They are clearly scared they will die from it!