Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 05, 2015
June 04, 2015
June 11, 2015
Transcript:
marvel aunt-man bitten by a radioactive aunt, james jansen gained the proportionate powers of an aunt! aunt-man is trouble-shooting the cutting edge technology in his aunt-lair... aunt-man: hmm... i have got to forward this gif of a kitten looking in a mirror, but my aol seems to be down. ...when suddenly his aunt-sense detects an emergency situation! aunt-man: there's a birthday today! to the aunt-mobile! aunt-man: no time to lose! i'm going to max out the honda civic at 45 mph! a birthday card featuring a funny dog springs from a rack to aunt-man's aunt-man-purse! aunt-man: now to the toys and games department! activating aunt-nalysis! a waste of time what do kids see in this? ugh rots brains i think i saw something on sixty minutes about this this is what is wrong with kids today. finally, his aunt-sense locates the birthday boy at his party! aunt-man: brendon, happy birthday! brendon: a wooden shape-sorter?! i'm fourteen years old! aunt-man: and is this your little girlfriend? girl: no! aunt-man: now, don't have another sprite, brendon! your mom told me what happens when you drink too much before bedtime! brendon: mom! aunt-man: my work here is done! the end
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SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A joke that relies on your regional accent to work.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 10 years ago
My Aunt was trying to get my brother into an amusement ride free by saying he was under 5. I not being onto scams like this yet, kept saying that No, heâs 6. Kids say the darndest things, lol.
Anarcissie almost 10 years ago
Aunts arenât what they used to be. When I was a child, everyone had at least one aunt who was reputed to be âwildâ, at least to the extent of wearing flashy garments and dyeing her hair. The more enterprising had a full set: the one who was a fire-eating radical, the one who was an intellectual or and artist and kept a parrot, the one who married way rich and lived on a ranch in Montana, the one who conversed with people in flying saucers. But that was in the old days. I guess aunts have declined like everything else.
King_Shark almost 10 years ago
If Aunt Man had been bitten by one of Bertie Woosterâs army of aunts, heâd be a holy terror.
buzzkillington almost 10 years ago
I drive the exact same make and model car as Aunt-Man â same colour, same wheelsâŠ.disturbingâŠ.
kapock almost 10 years ago
Nobody knows James Jansen and Aunt Man are one and the same because they pronounce âgifâ differently.
leemartinlee almost 10 years ago
Please, please, PLEASE let your work here be done!
jpozenel almost 10 years ago
Finally!
A superhero that we can relate to!
Grover Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Those kids are only about 10 at most, unless Aunt-man is 7 foot tall