Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 17, 2015
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Satchel Pooch: I'm thinking a personal trainer could helo me work out. Bucky is sort of ruining my motivation. Rob Wilco: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Satchel Pooch: Maybe I can hire a border collie, I bet they'd be able to keep Bucky away from me, ha ha! I bet lots of greyhounds have 'roid rage, maybe one of them could handle Bucky... Rob Wilco: Mm-hm. Satchel Pooch: Hey. Maybe an inbred pit bull- Rob Wilco: Ok, I don't think this is about your exercising anymore.
suevanv Premium Member over 9 years ago
…a rabid rottweiler…a disgruntled doberman…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
How about Fungo? He would do the job for free.
Egrayjames over 9 years ago
‘Roid Rage…..maybe that’s why I get so angry some times.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
Satchel is starting to sound like Bucky.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Or just invite them all over. If nothing else, you could all spend a nice evening playing poker.
rwseney over 9 years ago
Oh, thought it was HEMORrhoids. I always get a little irritable ……
Prey over 9 years ago
I´ll lend him Tristan my lab/podenco cross. Loves people/dogs he knows, HATES everything else.
loveabulldesign over 9 years ago
Jesus, Darby. Enough with the pit bull bashing already. You know Shar-Peis were fighting and guard dogs, originally, right? Satchel could handle this on his own.
AliCom over 9 years ago
No! It’s about Bucky and his harrassment of Satchel. Try living under those stressful conditions. I love cats and I’d bid on a ‘contract’ to take out that nasty cat.
Kind&Kinder over 9 years ago
Anybody got Cerberus’ number?
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
maybe he needs a couple of slavering hell dogs?
Just So So Premium Member over 9 years ago
Just bring in Shakespug. He’s the one who put the sleeper hold on Bucky.