Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 19, 2015

Or, I don’t know, change the judge.

Not often you see Andy without a red nose.

From the mouths of babblers……………..

Good morning, everyone, enjoy your Friday!

I worked with a guy who habitually sped through a certain small town. Well, he sped everywhere, but this town kept requiring him to appear in court. Eventually the judge told him, “Mr. --, if I see you in my courtroom one more time I am going to throw away the key!”

Since the time of Moses ( and probably even before that ) there’s always be somebody who wants to dictate what should and shouldn’t be done by others.

Number Six you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. As a fellow cartoonist you comment on the feeble attempts of the 3 Stooges to make us laugh on this strip and you are castigated. But if you discuss anything else, you are condemned. Que lastima !Alfie, shame on you for not commentating on the unfunny comic and attempting to communicate with your friends on a site other than Faceblock ! To Barry Mackenzie – look before you leap. Retiregeezer you might as well give it up now. Save yourself the aggravation. People have been – without success – trying to shut us up for years !Have a great weekend Cappers.

Happy people make a happy world and vice versa……….. The world is never 100 % happy and vice versa…………..

Good morning Andy fans.-—-Just got up. The eye is about the same as yesterday.-—-@Retiredgesser: this a a caring community. It matters to us what is happening in each other’s lives. We are a family. And I thank God for blessing me with so many caring friends here.-—-Je sius, Charlie!-—-@affi: your avatrar looks good even with one good eye.-—-@neatslob:!that is a funny story. -—-Have an awesome day my friends.

I think British judges are addressed as “My Lord”.

The judge in this case is thinking, “My Lord, it’s that Capp reprobate again!”

@Number SixWouldn’t you love to see Rumpole representing Andy in court?

My advice is to Ignore all trolls.And they will go away.

Above is Affi’s avatarA good caption would be:We’ve got to stop meeting like this.

@FANOLIO: the skier was greatly impressed. LOL. BE well my friend.

@Linguist: excellent comments. Be well my friend.

3rd panel: “You could always get me a chair, your honor.”

Many years ago I was stopped for speeding in Arizona. I had to follow the police car to the local JP’s office. Since it was late at night and the court was closed, I was offered the option of a trial, for which I would have to spend the night in jail or to plead guilty, pay my fine, and be on my way. Guess which option I chose. (I was guilty).

I noticed a short time ago, that I have an occassional small clear spot in the upper vision area of my left eye. Your prayers and best wishes are working, my friends.

Number Six said about 3 hours ago: His philosophy about my………..-—Yes it was. Be well my friend.

Why do British judges wear wigs?Simple answer: Tradition. Because that’s the way it’s done. Why change it? Same reasoning goes for neckties.

Just sampled seven different types of tequila, only one was ghastly……. Jelly bean flavour!

beviek said about 3 hours ago: Does the spot move around?-————This is more like a horizontal partly clear area above the air bubble in my eye. It comes and goes as the air bubble moves in my eye. (I do have floaters also, but they don’t bother me). Thank you for your concern and your frienship. I’m glad to see you commenting again. Still prayer you and the “other under the weather” friends on GoComics. Have a peaceful evening, my friend.

waykirk1said about 33 minutes ago:,Then, just set upp your own chat room….-———-I believe that those who were here before me beat me to it. I am privileged to be a part of it. And you are too. I thank you for your concern about my eye. I hope the vision completely clears in a few more days. Have a peaceful evening, my friend.