Ages ago (before being unceremoniously purged from the station with the rest of the DJs on a station I have not willingly listened to since; nor will I publicize it here), the morning DJ used to put out albums of song parodies every year around Christmas; sales of the recordings would fund a children’s charity. On one such recording was a song called “I Am Man,” a parody of Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman.” My favorite line: “I am man, I have gas. It’s just something I must pass; and I really like to blame it on the dog.”
unnormal over 9 years ago
Just be glad it’s not a cat!
J Short over 9 years ago
I always give credit where credit is due.
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
Give him a couple of pickled eggs, too.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
Binge watching Friday the 13th..Fart 12.
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
I don’t know… I always thought that the first to smell was the guilty party.
Yalashanda over 9 years ago
Beans beans so good for your heart the more you eat the more you….well you get the idea.
Marblemouth over 9 years ago
Beans are good for you. Nobody ever said they were good for people around you.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
anybody who lets their dog eat beans deserves what they get
K M over 9 years ago
Ages ago (before being unceremoniously purged from the station with the rest of the DJs on a station I have not willingly listened to since; nor will I publicize it here), the morning DJ used to put out albums of song parodies every year around Christmas; sales of the recordings would fund a children’s charity. On one such recording was a song called “I Am Man,” a parody of Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman.” My favorite line: “I am man, I have gas. It’s just something I must pass; and I really like to blame it on the dog.”