Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2015
June 28, 2015
June 30, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Pig, I'd like you to meet my friend, professor bob. He has tenure, so he has a lot of academic freedom.
Pig: Which means what?
Professor Bob: That it's 'No Pants Monday.'
Pig: I fear Tuesday.
where r the crocs when u need them- top ten headlines-whacked prof for no wear dareshocking revelation down underlatest entrance test at berkley californiano longer sunless territorywhere pimples dare to spreadplumbers no longer only crack examplecold seats in the teachers loungeprof shows off his rash stashwhen moons collideprof flatulence finally open and unrestricted
Had this hot English Professor, she looked like a Sarah Palin type. She would sit on the desk while lecturing. Very riveting, had no idea what she was saying though.
Professor Bob must have studied at one of those European universities near nude beaches. I suppose most of his students will be upset by his Monday display, but there is (too) much to think about here….
One Christmas party skit we wrote included a “lecture” in which the word “obfuscate” was used several times. One of our professors (yes, tenured) stood in the background dressed as a flasher. Whenever the offending word was spoken he would step forward, open his raincoat and flash his naked bod covered only with a card like Bob’s bearing the word “obfuscate.”
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
He must be a philosophy professor
cdgar over 9 years ago
I’d fear the comic censors more than Tuesday, Pig.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
That’s it, Bob, show everyone you’re nuts!
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Means he can’t be punished
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Where are the comic censors? Don’t they usually show up when Cartoon Boy pulls this stuff?
ursamaj over 9 years ago
I actually have a degree from a college like that. I crossed out the name of the university on my diploma & replaced it with the word “Clown”.
Mikel V over 9 years ago
I always wondered, if you show up in a restaurant with shirt and shoes but no pants, are you allowed in?
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Nice Story and why not !
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Careful around him, he takes matters in hand.
eddie6192 over 9 years ago
I’m thinking that Ziggy was a student of professor Bob.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
where r the crocs when u need them- top ten headlines-whacked prof for no wear dareshocking revelation down underlatest entrance test at berkley californiano longer sunless territorywhere pimples dare to spreadplumbers no longer only crack examplecold seats in the teachers loungeprof shows off his rash stashwhen moons collideprof flatulence finally open and unrestricted
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
Had this hot English Professor, she looked like a Sarah Palin type. She would sit on the desk while lecturing. Very riveting, had no idea what she was saying though.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
This is disturbing
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Must be an English professor. I can see his dangling modifier.
Squoop over 9 years ago
But officer, I have tenure!
katnan over 9 years ago
This would be more appropriate if Bob was the governor of Wisconsin.
dre7861 over 9 years ago
Probably a Religion Professor saying he heard God tell him not to wear pants.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Tenure? They’re all addjunks now.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
youse guys have already said it all. ttfn
Number Three over 9 years ago
This strip is enough to make every Monday feel like a Friday!
Too damn funny.
xxx
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Ummm, pay attention….It is not a “censored sign” it is his codpiece.Good knight.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Professor Bob must have studied at one of those European universities near nude beaches. I suppose most of his students will be upset by his Monday display, but there is (too) much to think about here….
Snoopy_Fan over 9 years ago
Me, too, Pig… Me. Too.
rajasetlur over 9 years ago
Sponge Bob, Where’s pants?
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
One Christmas party skit we wrote included a “lecture” in which the word “obfuscate” was used several times. One of our professors (yes, tenured) stood in the background dressed as a flasher. Whenever the offending word was spoken he would step forward, open his raincoat and flash his naked bod covered only with a card like Bob’s bearing the word “obfuscate.”
Stocky One over 9 years ago
So what’s going to happen on Tuesday?
HowieL over 9 years ago
Monday, MondayCan’t trust that day
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Didn’t Pastis use this tenured professor from years before?
Daniel Quilp over 9 years ago
Rat and Pig never wear pants.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
I think I could use some Brain Bleach right about now. This one made me laugh, though.
glowing-steak32 over 9 years ago
He can do the no-pants dance!
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
Ooooooooh, saved by the apostrophe.