Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    He must be a philosophy professor

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    I’d fear the comic censors more than Tuesday, Pig.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    That’s it, Bob, show everyone you’re nuts!

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Means he can’t be punished

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    Kali39  over 9 years ago

    Where are the comic censors? Don’t they usually show up when Cartoon Boy pulls this stuff?

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    ursamaj  over 9 years ago

    I actually have a degree from a college like that. I crossed out the name of the university on my diploma & replaced it with the word “Clown”.

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    Mikel V  over 9 years ago

    I always wondered, if you show up in a restaurant with shirt and shoes but no pants, are you allowed in?

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    Nice Story and why not !

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Careful around him, he takes matters in hand.

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    I’m thinking that Ziggy was a student of professor Bob.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    where r the crocs when u need them- top ten headlines-whacked prof for no wear dareshocking revelation down underlatest entrance test at berkley californiano longer sunless territorywhere pimples dare to spreadplumbers no longer only crack examplecold seats in the teachers loungeprof shows off his rash stashwhen moons collideprof flatulence finally open and unrestricted

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Had this hot English Professor, she looked like a Sarah Palin type. She would sit on the desk while lecturing. Very riveting, had no idea what she was saying though.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    This is disturbing

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    Must be an English professor. I can see his dangling modifier.

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    Squoop  over 9 years ago

    But officer, I have tenure!

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    katnan  over 9 years ago

    This would be more appropriate if Bob was the governor of Wisconsin.

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    dre7861  over 9 years ago

    Probably a Religion Professor saying he heard God tell him not to wear pants.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Tenure? They’re all addjunks now.

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    youse guys have already said it all. ttfn

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    This strip is enough to make every Monday feel like a Friday!

    Too damn funny.

    xxx

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Ummm, pay attention….It is not a “censored sign” it is his codpiece.Good knight.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Professor Bob must have studied at one of those European universities near nude beaches. I suppose most of his students will be upset by his Monday display, but there is (too) much to think about here….

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 9 years ago

    Me, too, Pig… Me. Too.

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    rajasetlur  over 9 years ago

    Sponge Bob, Where’s pants?

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago

    One Christmas party skit we wrote included a “lecture” in which the word “obfuscate” was used several times. One of our professors (yes, tenured) stood in the background dressed as a flasher. Whenever the offending word was spoken he would step forward, open his raincoat and flash his naked bod covered only with a card like Bob’s bearing the word “obfuscate.”

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    Stocky One  over 9 years ago

    So what’s going to happen on Tuesday?

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    HowieL  over 9 years ago

    Monday, MondayCan’t trust that day

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    Didn’t Pastis use this tenured professor from years before?

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    Daniel Quilp  over 9 years ago

    Rat and Pig never wear pants.

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    I think I could use some Brain Bleach right about now. This one made me laugh, though.

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    glowing-steak32  over 9 years ago

    He can do the no-pants dance!

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    Squirrel Chaser  over 2 years ago

    Ooooooooh, saved by the apostrophe.

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