Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 21, 2015

Or hummus. Spread it around.

True story – PETA wanted FishKill NY to change its name. They are not wrapped to tight.

Chicks are baby chickens and not gender specific. Another case of a segment hijacking a definition to make a pointless PC. Chickie on the other hand.

Womanizer- female personizerManfried (name)- Personfried“Man the guns”- “Person the guns”Batman- BatpersonHuman- hupersonWoman- wopersonFemale- feperson

Ok, I give it up, what we gonna call male and female electrical connectors?

I worked as a Janitor for some years at a large aircraft company, best job ever, until they began hiring college degreed supervisors of Northern European ethnicity.

The very best supervisor I ever had, bar none, in my 65 years of working, was Lonnie….who could barely read and write. Lonnie taught me so much about humanity that today, many decades later, when I encounter the box to check for RACE, I write in HUMAN.

its very simple: keep “man” as the generic, retain woman, and call the male peman.

You can’t say ‘person’! You must say ‘per-offspring’.

I thought PETA was People Eating Tasty Animals…

You guys and gals folks wait here; I’m heading down to Dooley’s Supermarket to watch the truck unload…