Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2015
July 02, 2015
July 04, 2015
Transcript:
Don Juan: Well, grandson, you messed up muy bueno with the woman you love. Rip Haywire: Have you heard the phrase "don't rub it in"? Cobra Carson: Hey there, sugar bullet, I hear you've got a free evening. Rip Haywire: You wanna get outa here and cause trouble? Cobra Carson: Duh. Doc: So then I realized it was a reptured spleen... I'm sorry, am I boring you? Breezy: Of course not! Don Juan, was that the Pirate Queen I just saw with Rip? Don Juan No, that was a hallucination! Doctor, treat this woman!
Rob Rex over 9 years ago
No doc, I was just distracted by the guy at the next table.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Was the patient named Winky?
mntim over 9 years ago
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Just got back from 3 weeks away and got caught up with our heroes, villains, and goons… great story you have going Dan!
rocketranger2 over 9 years ago
Its the alternate universe where Archie marries Veronica instead of Betty, and Rip is stuck with Cobra.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Is the doctor trying to woo Breezy by telling her about how he gets his patients, namely beating them up and breaking their bones and causing massive internal injuries? A real rival to Rip!
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Don’t be using Cobra to make Breezy jealous! Cobra deserves better than that.