The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 29, 2015
June 28, 2015
June 30, 2015
Transcript:
Their marriage began to crumble- thanks to Phil's wandering eye.
Voices from car: I can't believe you lost him again! Me?! You were supposed to- wait...is that him?
Columbo attended my alma mater (Hamilton College) for one year. While there, he played on the baseball team. Once, after being called out at third base on a close play, Peter Falk stood up, took out his glass eye and handed it to the ump, saying “Here. you need this more than I do.”
Croms about 9 years ago
As Lieutenant Columbo once said (while searching a crime scene with another officer), “Three eyes are better than two.”
TheWildSow about 9 years ago
♪♫He’s the one eyeone eyeone eyeHe’s the one eyeone I love♪♫
J Short about 9 years ago
Socket to him.
Fantom Premium Member about 9 years ago
What? No corne(a) pupil puns?
posse1 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I’ll keep an eye out for him
Rwill about 9 years ago
https://youtu.be/P99bYXNBAhQ
StratmanRon about 9 years ago
Is it Marty Feldman? ;-)
YankeeClipper Premium Member about 9 years ago
Columbo attended my alma mater (Hamilton College) for one year. While there, he played on the baseball team. Once, after being called out at third base on a close play, Peter Falk stood up, took out his glass eye and handed it to the ump, saying “Here. you need this more than I do.”
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Must be the one your mother always said you would lose if you kept playing with those pointy sticks.
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
J Quest about 9 years ago
At least Phil is keeping his eye on the road…
Helen Ferrieux about 9 years ago
He just caught my eye
GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago
When Iris’ eyes are smilin’….
Darryl Heine about 9 years ago
He doesn’t look like a MINION to me.
Digital Frog about 9 years ago
Yeah, otherwise he could get cross.