The way I’ve heard this joke. it usually goes like this::“If you fall down and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!”That way, it’s funny.-———This way (rabies?) --not so much.
Urban squirrels: you’ve got to teach them to be afraid of people, they’ve forgotten how. Chase one once and all of them learn that you’re a potential predator.
Linguist: It was a rabbit, tired of swimming, but the paranoid Secret Service thought it was rabid, or a robot bomb, or something, and overreacted as usual. The Republicans, with the usual assistance of the corporate media, fooled a lot of people. Have The People learned better since, and how does this pertain to gay marriage, traitor’s flags, trade treaties and permanent war?
Linguist: Chuck Jones was an opera fan, remember his Barber of Seville? I can destroy and earworm with the approaching war motif from Shostakovitch’s Leningrad symphony. Then the problem is to get rid of that earworm.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
But then who’ll be calling 911 to TREAT Earl for rabies, Opal?
puddymom over 9 years ago
The Pickles are losing it.
ANIMAL over 9 years ago
Tomorrow we’ll see that SQUIRREL stuck to his VELCRO – Stay tuned Folks……
goweeder over 9 years ago
The way I’ve heard this joke. it usually goes like this::“If you fall down and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!”That way, it’s funny.-———This way (rabies?) --not so much.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Cover your nuts, Earl.
Linguist over 9 years ago
Jimmy Carter and the Attack Bunny…A wabid wasclawee wabbit !
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Urban squirrels: you’ve got to teach them to be afraid of people, they’ve forgotten how. Chase one once and all of them learn that you’re a potential predator.
celeconecca over 9 years ago
Today I read somewhere that squirrels are highly resistant to rabies. If I had known I needed that factoid, I would have paid attention to the source.
Number Three over 9 years ago
“When Squirrels Attack”
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hippogriff over 9 years ago
Linguist: It was a rabbit, tired of swimming, but the paranoid Secret Service thought it was rabid, or a robot bomb, or something, and overreacted as usual. The Republicans, with the usual assistance of the corporate media, fooled a lot of people. Have The People learned better since, and how does this pertain to gay marriage, traitor’s flags, trade treaties and permanent war?
hippogriff over 9 years ago
Linguist: Chuck Jones was an opera fan, remember his Barber of Seville? I can destroy and earworm with the approaching war motif from Shostakovitch’s Leningrad symphony. Then the problem is to get rid of that earworm.