Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 03, 2015

Andy must’ve strained himself trying to take the lid off using a flat-head screwdriver.

Good morning everyone. Andy the First Class Loafer. Be happy and healthy my friends.

Our pet deer are sleeping on our front lawn again……………

Well, he sure didn’t use a tab top cause he drinks out of a glass & the bar keep draws it from the tap. But, wait, at home he would have a can or a bottle so he might have a tab top as the bottle cap would not work. Of course, he could have a keg in a refridgerator at home as others do. I’m 11 (eleven) hours ahead of my usual coments today and I DID Not fall in a canal on the way home! lol

I don’t understand how they can sleep out there with such a glaringly bright moon………………….

They seem to have an affinity for our front lawn…………..

Some days it’s hard to tell the troller from the trollee……….

Tonight our deer will get a special treat……………. fresh watermelon rhinds imported from Florida……………

Andy is so lazy.

Taking the lid off the paint can would seem to be a logical first step.

Prof’s hubbie said,“You think trolls are bad… my computer is infested by 2-3 inconsiderate, selfish pests, that no amount of anti-virus will eliminate…”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There’s always the delete button. Works well for me.

Andy is superstitious: it’s bad luck to hold the ladder for your wife!@beviekObviously I’m a big W.C. Fields fan (thus my nickname in here), so I got a kick out of your post. They didn’t include my favorite quote, though (which he tossed out a few different ways over the years, but I’ll post it the way I tend to remember it best): “I once had a terrible experience. I was stranded on a desert island for two weeks with nothing but food and water!”

My favorite Fields quote: “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.”

Andy being helpful.

Hope he didn’t sprain his wrist getting the lid off!

xxx

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Linguist said about 5 trolls ago @beviek: Trolls are selfish people who refuse to look in the mirror.-—-If they looked in a mirror it would break.-—-Be blessed, my friend.

My favorite videos games were “Mario and Yoshi”. Gee, I miss that old Nintendo! Still have it, I wonder if it still works? My sons have graduated to Playstation 4. Sometimes we play Monopoly on it.