Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 15, 2015
Transcript:
Ranger: Hi, kids! I'm Ranger Dan! You all ready for a nature hike? Wear a hat to keep the ticks away! Alice: YAY! Kevin: Ticks? Alice: FINALLY! We'll get to see some fish slapping bears! Kevin: Wearing your hat backwards won't keep ticks away! Dill: Yes it will! It'll serve to further confuse them! Miss Bliss: Are you okay, Ranger Dan? Ranger: It's these new ranger shoes I got. They're killing my feet.
Linux0s over 9 years ago
A bucket-head’s worst fear.
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yeah, walking around with shorts is OK as long as you wear a hat.(Does he think that ticks fly? What kind of “ranger” is he?)
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
He’s Ranger Dan! —Not to be confused with Lieutenant Dan.We’re more likely to meet ticks than to see fish-slapping bears, but one never knows.(P.S. I like the way Miss Bliss is helping the strange new girl get comfortable with Camp Blisshaven by holding her hand. Bravo, Miss Bliss!)
Kaputnik over 9 years ago
Maybe they’ll see some fish slapping ticks.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dream on, Alice.
neatslob Premium Member over 9 years ago
Alice looks so excited! I suspect she is in for a let-down.
pumaman over 9 years ago
Maybe Ms Bliss will rub your sore feet later.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
To really confuse the ticks (and redbugs, if you’re in places like Florida), put sulfur powder in your socks.BTW, New Girl looks a lot like my youngest grandchild. I’m sure the New Girl is not nearly as loud, however.
Piksea Premium Member over 9 years ago
Is Miss Blisshaven flirting with Ranger Dan? He seems a much better prospect than the Timmy Fretwork, the banjo playing lothario
Snivelling_Wizard over 9 years ago
Woo Hoo. Perhaps for Bare Tick slapping fish
DukeOfURL Premium Member over 9 years ago
You DO realize that the ticks are in the grass, don’t you? All of the people are walking through tall grass bare-legged – it isn’t their /heads/ that are going to end up covered in bloodsuckers.
J Quest over 9 years ago
I suspect that Ranger Dan and Ernesto are related (or at least shop at the same eyeglass store)
Stellagal over 9 years ago
I hope Miss Bliss remembered to bring along some tweezers.
How to remove a tick
1.Use fine-tipped tweezers to grasp the tick as close to the skin’s surface as possible.2.Pull upward with steady, even pressure. … 3.After removing the tick, thoroughly clean the bite area and your hands with rubbing alcohol, an iodine scrub, or soap and water.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Um, a hat is not going to protect against ticks.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
I still think bear-slapping fish would be way more entertaining.
innertuber over 9 years ago
Alice is the last strip I read and, I have to say, I look forward to it eagerly. But the look on Alice’s face, today, with her arms in the air exclaiming that wonderful line takes the cake. It would make a great t-shirt. Thanks.