Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 16, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: Notice how that weird new kid is walking right beside Miss Bliss ALL THE TIME? Alice: I'll bet she's scared of fish slapping bears. Kevin: TICKS TICKS, STAY OFF MY HEAD! WHY NOT JUMP ON DILL INSTEAD? Dill: Hey! QUIT IT! Miss Bliss: KEEP TOGETHER, EVERYONE, OR I'LL HAVE TO BLOW MY WHISTLE! Dan: Please don't. I have got the splittingest headache.
Linux0s over 9 years ago
Nothing like being one with nature.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ranger Dan seems uniquely ill-suited for his job.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Arch. Very arch. Alice is jealous of the weird new girl, whom Miss Bliss is properly protecting and encouraging, while Ranger Dan is looking increasing problematic. He may have gotten this job because of who he knows rather than what he knows. I like Kevin’s apotropaic rhyme, too (sorry, Dill).
Ratbrat over 9 years ago
Ranger Dan looks as though he could be Ernesto’s father.
Vince M over 9 years ago
I have Wayne Knight cast as Ranger Dan.
pumaman over 9 years ago
Perhaps Ms Bliss would be willing to rub some Tiger Balm on your temples.
Dani Rice over 9 years ago
Can we have this much fun closer to home?
dsom8 over 9 years ago
http://cheezburger.com/72727297/bears-video-live-stream-watch-a-live-stream-of-bears-wading-in-the-river?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=FeedBlitzRss&utm_content=Watch+a+Live+Stream+of+Bears+Wading+in+the+River
The long URL shows what you’ll get: maybe even some fish-slapping bears.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
If they ever do encounter a fish-slapping bear, I have a feeling Ranger Dan would use Miss Bliss and the new girl as a shield.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
After posting the above, I looked at yesterday’s strip again and noted that J_Quest had posted the same thing about Ranger Dan. (Two great minds running on the same track.)I also noted Stella S’s comments about removing ticks. When I was a camp counselor, I went through all kinds of procedures to make the tick let go of the camper’s arm so I could remove it without leaving toxic leg parts embedded. When I found a tick on my OWN arm, I straightway grabbed that sucker and yanked it out!
Laynegg over 9 years ago
Could it be that the “weird new kid” is sticking so close to Ms Bliss because Ms Bliss is her Mommy or Aunty?
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Geez – I meant “Miss BLISS”! Good thing I put it the next day, so no one will see it. I couldn’t highlight and copy it, either, so am having to add this.