Aunt Fritzi: HONEY! Are you okay?
Nancy: THAT DISGUSTING, CRUEL ROOT JUMPED OUT AND VICIOUSLY ATTACKED ME!!
Aunt Fritzi: I see your sense of DRAMA is still in perfect shape!
THIS HAPPENED TO ME!! About a month ago, I was attacked by a tree, on the way INTO a nature preserve AND AGAIN ON THE WAY OUT!My girlfriend refused to believe me.
wiselad over 9 years ago
Superhawk over 9 years ago
And who would better know what ‘perfect shape’ means?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 9 years ago
And so is Fritzi… <3
sundogusa over 9 years ago
I’d hike behind her! Later a good tick check would be in order!
Bandusia15 over 9 years ago
THIS HAPPENED TO ME!! About a month ago, I was attacked by a tree, on the way INTO a nature preserve AND AGAIN ON THE WAY OUT!My girlfriend refused to believe me.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
Psst, Nancy, the tree is laughing at you now.
brklnbern over 9 years ago
I remember once when my mother had an accident with the car, and my dad referred to it as the day she was attacked by a roving fire hydrant.