Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 14, 2015

EWWWW!!!!!

So they ran away as fast as their little feet could carry them….and they lived happily ever after.

Meanwhile the Witch starved to death, cos she wouldn’t eat that stuff either.

The End.

Moral: Fruits and vegetables can save your life.

And visions of tofu danced in their head.

Before long, Hansel and Gretel came across a charming little cottage made of braided fried bacon.

Hahnsel… Hahnsel… Hahnsel…

Looks like she’s on a diet.

Maybe they can work it out with a pencil…

ROFL

Jeremy Renner could have gone there instead.

In 21st century, wouldn’t the parents be in jail for letting kids roam around unobserved more than 3 feet from home?

BTW, I’m proud of you guys….You did a great job yesterday…I bought a couple of cords for my guitar, yesterday…And B7ths were on sale… .