The lord said to Noah, “Windsurfing is the closest thing to heaven that you are going to be able to do in your lifetime”. Somebody mistranslated from the original Hebrew and came up with some silly story about taking pairs of animals on a boat, clearly a retelling of the story of Deucalion.
There’s no plausable way an ark can hold all those animals. What about food/water? What about waste removal? If it happened, there were clearly more arks, and clearly more survivors. And what about the plants? How’d the avoid root rot? Why did all the nonArk animals have to die? What about the mixing of fresh/salt water on the sea life? And what sort of ever loving, ever forgiving being kills off almost an entire species?
Besides that, think of how much water would be required to fill a ball completely around the earth over 30,000 feet high, what the weight of all that water would be. Where could it all have come from, if all our water comes from rain and evaporation - it COULDN’T have rained more water than exists…oh, from God…and where could that unimaginable amount of water have gone afterward - couldn’t have drained into the earth if it was so much larger than the earth…oh, God took care of it. I see…OK, now it makes sense.
God took a bath in the Pacific and the displaced water filled up the rest of the earth. When he got out, the water level went down, and he left a Ring of Fire around the Pacific.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
The lord said to Noah, “Windsurfing is the closest thing to heaven that you are going to be able to do in your lifetime”. Somebody mistranslated from the original Hebrew and came up with some silly story about taking pairs of animals on a boat, clearly a retelling of the story of Deucalion.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
It was worth a shot…
Ushindi over 14 years ago
I like the cartoonists of GoComics ideas of religion much more than JAD’s ideas…
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
God said, “How long can you tread water?” Not “How long can you hang ten?”
mrprongs over 14 years ago
There’s no plausable way an ark can hold all those animals. What about food/water? What about waste removal? If it happened, there were clearly more arks, and clearly more survivors. And what about the plants? How’d the avoid root rot? Why did all the nonArk animals have to die? What about the mixing of fresh/salt water on the sea life? And what sort of ever loving, ever forgiving being kills off almost an entire species?
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Besides that, think of how much water would be required to fill a ball completely around the earth over 30,000 feet high, what the weight of all that water would be. Where could it all have come from, if all our water comes from rain and evaporation - it COULDN’T have rained more water than exists…oh, from God…and where could that unimaginable amount of water have gone afterward - couldn’t have drained into the earth if it was so much larger than the earth…oh, God took care of it. I see…OK, now it makes sense.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
God took a bath in the Pacific and the displaced water filled up the rest of the earth. When he got out, the water level went down, and he left a Ring of Fire around the Pacific.