Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 11, 2015
August 10, 2015
August 12, 2015
Transcript:
How to cure your Arachnophobia using systematic Desensitization. Week 1: Talk about spiders Chicken: Why do they have to crawl around my home? Can't they stay outside?? Week 2: Look at pictures of spiders. Week 3: Be in the same room as a spider. Week 4: Get a little closer. Week 5: Get even closer. Week 6: Let the spider walk on your hand. Week 7: Let the spider walk on your face. Week 8: Put on a spider costume. Week 9: Live among the spiders. Week 10: Earn their trust. Spider: Hey guys! Want some dead flies? They're still twitching Baby spiders: Yay! Week 11: Subvert their culture from within. Spider: Hey guys! Instead of crawling around peoples houses, let's stay outside and enjoy the fresh air. Baby Spiders: Yay!
Ida No over 9 years ago
And then, lets go do a lot of close-up photography of birds!
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Spiders are cool, especially the little hunting species. If you get close to observe one, its glittering green eyes follow your motion and its front legs rise up in defense. I’ve seen them track a small insect, creeping up slowly, then zipping forward to grab it. They move so quickly, your eyes can’t track them. They are there thenthere in a small fraction of a second.
Bill The Nuke over 9 years ago
If you want to freak yourself out (especially if you’re out camping) put a flashlight immediately above and between your eyes and look out at the lawn. All those little glowing dots are spider’s eyes. Lots of them!
ant over 9 years ago
“Larry have you been outside? There are these hug flying things that like to eat us, just ask Harry. Oh wait, you can’t because he’s dead. Besides, we all know you’re just a chicken in a spider costume.” —https://www.reddit.com/r/spiders/comments/3glmwk/savage_chickens_by_doug_savage_august_11_2015_via/ctz7qh1