Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 11, 2015
August 10, 2015
August 12, 2015
Transcript:
How to cure your Arachnophobia using systematic Desensitization. Week 1: Talk about spiders Chicken: Why do they have to crawl around my home? Can't they stay outside?? Week 2: Look at pictures of spiders. Week 3: Be in the same room as a spider. Week 4: Get a little closer. Week 5: Get even closer. Week 6: Let the spider walk on your hand. Week 7: Let the spider walk on your face. Week 8: Put on a spider costume. Week 9: Live among the spiders. Week 10: Earn their trust. Spider: Hey guys! Want some dead flies? They're still twitching Baby spiders: Yay! Week 11: Subvert their culture from within. Spider: Hey guys! Instead of crawling around peoples houses, let's stay outside and enjoy the fresh air. Baby Spiders: Yay!
“Larry have you been outside? There are these hug flying things that like to eat us, just ask Harry. Oh wait, you can’t because he’s dead. Besides, we all know you’re just a chicken in a spider costume.” —https://www.reddit.com/r/spiders/comments/3glmwk/savage_chickens_by_doug_savage_august_11_2015_via/ctz7qh1