Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 14, 2010

If you survive…Fly Broomie!!!

Broomie, now would be a great time to get an aerial shot. You did bring your broom, didn’t you?

Is your willmade up Broomie?

Cue in Mancini’s music………

Baby Elephant Walk………

MontanaLady, ain’t no elephants walking that I can see! On the other hand, they should be smart enough to avoid head-on collisions with one another. Take your best shot, Broomie!

What exactly did they do in order to get into such a mess?

Of course she brought her broom. It’s in the trunk.

Simple solution - ZAAAPP

What happen, Broomie and the tourists group got lost and ended up in Animal Crackers?!

And the next sound you feel will be OOF! as your life fades away.

Gee Mr Drill Instructor, Sir. Please explain crossfire.

Quick somebody take away their credit cards…

KingRat……………GROAN :)

Beam me up, Scotty!

where’s my rifle when i need it?

Wow!

I’ve often wondered what it would be like to see a reverse drawn and quartered!

@Clark Kent said, about 2 hours ago

Back in the 80’s, 4 African government employees were driving along in a tiny Japanese car and the driver honked at a group of (female) elephants that were slowly crossing the road with young elephants. One of the adults flipped the car over into a ditch with her trunk and stomped on the upside-down car crushing the men to death.

You can’t imagine how many times I’ve wanted to do that!

The shutterbugs are carrying Indian elephant guns; unfortunately, those are African elephants.

Now, how quickly can the jeep get out of the way at the last second?

As Bob Hope would say; “Must be democrats.”

Ivory one for himself!

Want that escape route in the nick of time? Cue in the line from Star Trek: Nemesis: