Snail Salons Purple snail: Okay, you do me next.
The’re just rolling along…
They’re having a mani-Gastropody.
The say purple snails are more laid back.
Kinky!
All the snails with curly shells want straight ones and the straight ones want curly. Snails, can’t live with ‘em, but you can saute’ ’em in garlic butter and feed ’em to a Frenchman.
If they don’t want to be straight, they get rolled up.
Trouble is, Greenie got rolled up backwards. Very hard to slime around that way.
How do you style hair on a snail?
It’s nice they can help each other out. At most snail salons, you have to shell out a lot of money for their services. (With a nod to whiteheron)
It took me a minute or two to notice the photo of the Eiffel Tower. Nice touch!
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
The’re just rolling along…
cdward over 9 years ago
They’re having a mani-Gastropody.
J Short over 9 years ago
The say purple snails are more laid back.
LingeeWhiz over 9 years ago
Kinky!
bmillard over 9 years ago
All the snails with curly shells want straight ones and the straight ones want curly. Snails, can’t live with ‘em, but you can saute’ ’em in garlic butter and feed ’em to a Frenchman.
route66paul over 9 years ago
If they don’t want to be straight, they get rolled up.
Marblemouth over 9 years ago
Trouble is, Greenie got rolled up backwards. Very hard to slime around that way.
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
How do you style hair on a snail?
Arianne over 9 years ago
It’s nice they can help each other out. At most snail salons, you have to shell out a lot of money for their services. (With a nod to whiteheron)
Arianne over 9 years ago
It took me a minute or two to notice the photo of the Eiffel Tower. Nice touch!