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green ship guys: 'we came over for the scheduled battles, but you guys weren't here.."
...so sixty minutes to row here...sixty minutes of waiting...
...and sixty minutes rowing back'
CC: what is this from the green ship guys,'three billable hours'?
But their battles are so pointless. Clouds of dust, no one gets hurt and the only people who take it seriously are their pets - Scratch for the Green Ship and the mice for the Revenge.
Since there are 3 green pirates/lawyers that should be 9 billable hours total, so Captain Henry Crow is getting a bargain. Maybe he’s getting the “professional courtesy discount” offered to fellow lawyers and sharks.
Sheik, it could be that the other two pirates are considered “raid-support paraprofessionals”, and their time is factored into the lead pirate’s hourly rate. Secretaries get paid from lawyers’ earnings, but probably do not directly bill their time.
The Captan, Nate & Charley vs 3 green shipmates.
No wonder they only raid eachother. Neither operation is big enough to take on merchant shipping.
Just pay the bill & get your money back in the next raid.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Should have made an appointment with a signed contract!
Good Morning, Crew!
It’s Hump Day!
WoodEye over 14 years ago
What are these green guys? …. Lawyers?
ChuckTrent64 over 14 years ago
These are the politiest pirates in all of literature. Capt. Hook would have taken the ship.
davidblack over 14 years ago
But their battles are so pointless. Clouds of dust, no one gets hurt and the only people who take it seriously are their pets - Scratch for the Green Ship and the mice for the Revenge.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Since there are 3 green pirates/lawyers that should be 9 billable hours total, so Captain Henry Crow is getting a bargain. Maybe he’s getting the “professional courtesy discount” offered to fellow lawyers and sharks.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Ahoy, mateys! How’s the weather this morning?
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Good grief, they pay for these attacks?!?
cdward over 14 years ago
And all the while, they got the day wrong!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’ll teach you to miss an appointment
Good Morning, Crew!
instigator20 over 14 years ago
Good Morning Crew,
The Green Ship Pirates should be called Whee, Takem, and Howe.
Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Haha - I like their style!
@instigator - And then there’s the firm across the street, Dewey, Cheatam & Howe. Mr. Howe must be a busy man! (Unless they’re brothers, perhaps?)
Pardon the interloper, mates!
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Happy Hump Day Crew!!!
linsonl over 14 years ago
Not only did my first wife clean me out when out when we got divorced, I had to pay for her lawyer to do it to me!
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
bleeep … Lawyers are everywhere!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sheik, it could be that the other two pirates are considered “raid-support paraprofessionals”, and their time is factored into the lead pirate’s hourly rate. Secretaries get paid from lawyers’ earnings, but probably do not directly bill their time.
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
If only three green pirates showed up they must have expected a small battle.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Hey you should have TOLD us you were coming over!”
Morning Crew!
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
The Captan, Nate & Charley vs 3 green shipmates. No wonder they only raid eachother. Neither operation is big enough to take on merchant shipping. Just pay the bill & get your money back in the next raid.