Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 28, 2015
July 27, 2015
July 29, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: You've got the sensitivity of a lug wrench, know that, J.J.? I've just missed my first-ever chance to vote and all you can do is remind me I still don't have a job! Well, I don't have to take this abuse! I'm going to town to see a movie! Mike; Good plan, Z. Have a nice time. Zonker: Thank you, Mike. By the way, can I have my allowance before I go? J.J.: Your what? Zonker: She sure is being a rhymes-with-witch today... Mike: It's just a few bucks, J.J.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Mike, give him enough money to also buy popcorn.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Who gives a grown man an allowance? Was this the start of the ‘slacker’ stereotype?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wow. I can’t recall Zonker ever displaying a temper before. Or since, I guess.
daedalusomega over 9 years ago
Man, I laughed like crazy today. This strip just made my day!
Bikebrains over 9 years ago
There is a high probability that tonight, at bedtime, someone is going to have a headache.
summerdog86 over 9 years ago
My SIL didn’t work. Her husband gave her an allowance out of his paycheck, for years.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
I always wondered what Zonkers major was in school, I mean he eventually did graduate.
Richard E over 9 years ago
He needs to buy some weed.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I forgot J.J. actually had some redeeming qualities back then.
Bob Blumenfeld over 9 years ago
And the contents of the cutting board are morphing all over the strip. Could that really be the Holodeck from the Enterprise?
Spyderred over 9 years ago
Mike is just paying to get Mr. Annoying out of the house for a while. Nobody wants to start the day with a self-righteous grifter.
route66paul over 9 years ago
Tell the truth – how many of you have one at home like this? I do.Or, how many of you were this, back when, or even now?