Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2015

That’s a risky game wizard

Movable trees (and greens and holes) would probably motivate me to actually watch this game. Otherwise, it’s decent background noise for a nap…

What the heck is an ENT?

an Ent is a fantasy tree that is alive, they have some in the Lord of the Rings movies.

Treebeard!

Ent that cute.

I was hoping that SOMEONE could explain what an ent is. I guess I’ll never know.

You can never know where an Ent is and where it’s going at the same time. There must be a principle involved here, yet I can’t be certain…….

As a former snowmobiler, we used to call them attack trees! They would sit quietly along the trail, and at the last moment, would jump out right in front of a moving machine!

Honest! Would I lie to you?

I don’t think this crossing of the fictional universes is too accurate. If I remember the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Ents didn’t actually run. They moved at a walking pace or slower, so chasing a golf ball wouldn’t be that practical.

You know Elmer, if you stay on a marked trail, you will never run into barbed wire!

Although my comment on “attack trees” is made in jest, only idiots who ride where they are not permitted will run into barbed wire!

Next time out, stay on the marked and groomed trail and you will not suffer these issues…

THAT was funny:-)

TREEBEARD!

mabe it did maybe it didnt…chop it down …lol