Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 25, 2015

LOL! Well he tried

It looks like Arlo is going to engage in a little fantasy role playing. There’s nothing like that to get the libido into high gear.

Smoooooth or what.

Point being that she looks great just like she is. And surely he knows how much a difference, if any the makeup really makes in her looks. Not that means that she will agree of course.

Arlo wantin’ to get freaky?

“…still wearing the old stuff…” Referring to skin, I suppose?

Nice try.

Family cartoon.

Leave him be, Janis…. after all, there’s no use for a guy that can’t put his shoes on the correct feet!

Phyllis Diller used to say if she died, her husband wouldn’t be able to identify the body. I think a lot of wives suspect that of their dearly beloveds.

What’s with Janis lately, JJ? Are you having similar relationship problems at home?

Wow. “Not your business” much? Also, nothing is up with Janis. She’s the same as she’s always been.

There are many women out there who would give anything for a ‘romantic’ husband like that, and who gets him??? Janis. Yes, the woman who won’t appreciate him until, God forbid, she looses him.

My grandson does the same thing, of course he’s only 2.