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What happens when it gets wet, which is very probable for a pirate at sea? I’ll tell you: first the matches get soggy and flatten, then the wooden leg absorbs the water and warps, causing Blackbeard to either have knockknees or be bowlegged, which will make all the other pirates laugh at him, making him even meaner!
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
no limp?
Hardhar almost 15 years ago
How could he be limp?…Certainly not with a woody like that! (Sorry, just couldn’t help myself).
ksoskins almost 15 years ago
A rollicking band of pirates we, Who, tired of tossing on the sea, Are trying their hand at a burglaree, With weapons grim and gory.
AddADadaAdDad almost 15 years ago
Just stay away from shuffling those dance steps, Blackbeard.
McGehee almost 15 years ago
Rubin’s sure got him pegged.
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
What happens when it gets wet, which is very probable for a pirate at sea? I’ll tell you: first the matches get soggy and flatten, then the wooden leg absorbs the water and warps, causing Blackbeard to either have knockknees or be bowlegged, which will make all the other pirates laugh at him, making him even meaner!
davesmithsit almost 15 years ago
Firestarter.
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
are those “matching” Birkenstocks?
lisa4romMpls almost 15 years ago
Come on baby, light my fire
minimainer almost 15 years ago
Haven’t any of you have waited on tables? We always used a matchbook to balance the table on an unsteady floor…
Keith Messamer almost 15 years ago
It strikes me as a fire hazard.