Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 28, 2015

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    pelican47  over 9 years ago

    It said job description, not job performance.

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    wizzo10  over 9 years ago

    From one quack to another

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    I once had an employee write for their job description: " Doing what I’m told. "

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Well, it is 25 words or less…

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    Kerovan  over 9 years ago

    I knew a lady who wrote a 2 word essay on why she needed a scholarship. The two words? “Poverty sucks.”.She got the scholarship.

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    tuslog64  over 9 years ago

    Conversation with alumni fund raiser a few years back:“Your job description?”“Chief Scapegoat”“C-H-I-E-F—— What? I almost wrote that down!”(Well, it is a step up from whipping boy!)

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 9 years ago

    Slave Labor.

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    route66paul  over 9 years ago

    professional smartass

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    boldyuma  over 9 years ago

    Boss wanted me to keep a daily “Lessons Learned” log.Day one: Make sure liquid nitrogen is at solenoid in chamber.Day Two: Check to see if boss wants to look at logDay Three: Why in the wide,wide,world of sports am I keeping this stupid log?

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