Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 30, 2015

“Never thought I’d get this old (Macular degeneration)Now I’m always feelin’ cold (Macular degeneration)I jus’ wanna warn the whole entire nation’bout my-my-my-my Macular degenertaion”

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but there is lots o’green in that rainbow.

Rock til you drop.

Set list:Hey! You! Get Offa My Lawn!You Can’t Always Poop When You WantTime Ain’t On My Side, anymoreGimme HealthcareThe Midnight DribblerMother’s Little Walker

2016: The Steel Wheelchairs Tour

Opening for The Stones will be The Beach Boys with “Help Me Rhonda, I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up”.

Who says good drugs and alcohol aren’t preservatives ?Keith and Mick were mummified years ago ! Rock On !

I’m not easily satisfied…

So who sponsored the tour, AARP? BTW, you know Jay Leno got Mick Jagger an AARP card when Mick turned 50, the minimum age you can join. Do you realize how long ago that was!? Saw that show; Jagger loved it.

Keith Richards – proof that bards can become liches

Sounds like a cartoonist with a jealousy issue. The reviews of the current tour (at least that I’ve read with my own eyes) say that they still have “it” and that Jagger moves as well as he did waaaay back when. The Stones still roll…AND rock!