Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 25, 2015

@TonyWait, What?I guess this explains the “To Let” tatoo.

Sad

Not surprising that two half-wit cousins share a brain.Surprising that they figured it out.

The problem is… as others have no doubt said…two half wits don’t make a whole wit.

Undertaker rules!

To think I used to like wrestling. What a waste.

Of all the things that I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

My brain is in my skull where it belongs. My wits and my mind, however, are an entirely different kettle of fish.

The set-up to that joke was familiar, but the phrasing of the punch line caught me off guard. Excellent.

“Brain and brain. What is brain?”

Laugh out loud funny!

I laughed out loud at this one!

TonyWho has my brain? At my age I’m holding on to it with the skin of my teeth.

Once, a looong time ago, on tv (early 50s) wrestling was for real, with real blood and all, Yes! really!I liked some guy with bleached white hair, don’t remember his name,,,, Anybody?

@2old, The Real DealThe bleached hair guy might have been Gorgeous George. And, unfortunately, according to what research I can find online, once pro wrestling reached the 1930s, it was already being scripted. By the 1950s, it was still very dramatic looking, but also very fake, despite the accidentally spilled blood.

@Tony“Who has yours?”

The rent is way past due, so I might be repossessing it soon…

Do you have a favorite pro wrestler? (Mine’s Bruno Sammartino.)

The only time I even gave a thought to pro wrestling was when Jesse Ventura was elected governor of our state! What was going through my mind was, “How could this even happen?”

@Tony My kids are passing it around now but I’ll get it back when school starts.

@JPuzzleWhiz I inherited “The Rock”. That’s my honey’s favorite – I just love to look at him. :-)

Good one!! I sure LOLed!

Clever!!!! Good one Tony.