The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 29, 2015

Is that Donald Trump?

Man 1: “So how’d you do at the track today?”Man 2: “I broke even. And it’s a good thing, too. I sure did need the money!”

The logic of the gambler…sigh

That is why the caSINo’s make so much money. When the gambler wins he (or she) rides the winning streak … until he loses. When they lose they double up because the odds are they will win now. And so it goes until there is no money left for the families needs.

i used to drive a tour bus up to the casinos, at the end of the day I’d asked how many won money – the majority said they did!! Upon closer inspection – most would say they brought $300 and only lost $200, therefore they made $100. How do they think the casinos can keep building multi million dollar buildings??

Like Dr. House said in the TV series..“Everybody lies.”

Kenny Rodgers had it right with his song, “The Gambler.”

I think I read it in a joke book, but it would fit in a book of truisms, too: Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something.