Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 04, 2010

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Leopold’s cold, but correct! C’mon, Gary. You were just saying the other night you were lonely; now you’ve blown a chance to score with a hot blonde!

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Getting dating advice from Leopold is like having a blind driving instructor.

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    ejcapulet  over 14 years ago

    Really, he should try to look the part of the “sexy vampire” while that’s still popular.

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    A vampire with no guile.

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    rarefaction  over 14 years ago

    Someone without hormones.

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    I think Gary’s heart isn’t the only “cold, bloodless appendage.” He sure blew that easy pickup.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 14 years ago

    When your a Loser in life you never can read the signs correctly

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    bluegreenthing  over 14 years ago

    wrong answer Gary! how do expect to get any?

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    deadheadzan  over 14 years ago

    Gary , Gary, Gary, how could you screw up!? Blondie was seriously flirting with you!

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    Her neck definitely deserved a nibble.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Algurka, that made me laugh almost as much as the strip.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Gary would be perfect to go into politics

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    trekkermint  over 14 years ago

    ain’t got no fire down below…

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