Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 27, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago

    When making money is your #1 concern, you see everything in terms of business transactions.

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    terryrindaljr Premium Member over 9 years ago

    That is an interesting interpretation of “No State shall…or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts,…”. I like it.

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    Rev. Rick  over 9 years ago

    At first I was pretty PO’d by the pandering politics… And then I caught the subtle and scathing criticism. Dang if he’s not absolutely right in his plutocratic interpretation of this subject. Well played.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Well it upset me! I don’t want to have sex the same way every time!

    Wait… what?

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    katzenbooks45  over 9 years ago

    And the full faith and credit provision would have required ALL states to recognize marriage “contracts” issued in those which allowed same-sex marriages. Simple, really.

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    cdward  over 9 years ago

    This reminds me of the reasoning of the Ferengi on “Deep Space 9”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago

    What about no sex marriages?

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