There was this story that went more or less like this:A man wakes up in the morning after a bar crawl in his bed. Everything is nice, clean, quiet. On night-table there’s an aspirin and a glass of water, and a letter: “Your favorite breakfast is on stove under cover, Enjoy! I’m off to work. Your honey.” Confused, he asks their son: “What happened here last night anyway??” The son says: “Well, you crawled home, vomited on floor, broke a chair, mom and I dragged you to bed, and when she was trying to get your soiled pants off, you mumbled ‘leave if off, lady, I’m married’.”
LeoAutodidact over 9 years ago
“In vino veritas”
Trans.- In Wine is truth.
Ancient Persians used to consider Life’s major decisions both Drunk AND Sober. If they got the same answer BOTH ways, they went with it!
paha_siga over 9 years ago
There was this story that went more or less like this:A man wakes up in the morning after a bar crawl in his bed. Everything is nice, clean, quiet. On night-table there’s an aspirin and a glass of water, and a letter: “Your favorite breakfast is on stove under cover, Enjoy! I’m off to work. Your honey.” Confused, he asks their son: “What happened here last night anyway??” The son says: “Well, you crawled home, vomited on floor, broke a chair, mom and I dragged you to bed, and when she was trying to get your soiled pants off, you mumbled ‘leave if off, lady, I’m married’.”
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 9 years ago
Get a refund from the surgeon, or is that a spare set of underwear stashed there?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
In vino veritas.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Out of the mouthes of babes…
live.the.future over 9 years ago
In vino veritas.
What? Everyone else is saying it.