Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2015

Then let’s get started!

…I always bring cookies

Pay up, vendor. You didn’t specify how.

Where’s Henry when you need him Wiz? If Henry toasts his toes he’ll Pay.

Hey, he NEEDS a 6’ Teddy Bear. I know I sure could use one.

This is why concise usage instructions are necessary…

I managed to ring the bell a couple of times, many years ago. I do admit to cheating, though. I just couldn’t do it with an honest swing, so I resorted to a roundhouse. Even then, it was very very hard. Maybe if I’d massed another 50 lbs.

Of course there are rules in a knife fight!the first one to die loses!

I’ll have to try that style.