Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 28, 2015

The “Oh Great” apes.

Of course they haven’t – they’re elephants!

And it’s hard enough to ignore the elephant in the room, but tonight there’ll be two of them.

Ape apathy.

“Wasn’t unforgettable” is a double negative, it should read “was forgettable.”

I can’t remember.

Now Nat “King” Cole will be in my head the rest of the day.