Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 20, 2015

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    Jeff0811  over 9 years ago

    So when they say “no”, they’re not just playing hard to get? What do you know? I’ve been stalking my wife for 26 years. I got to admit, she does say “Yes” once in a while.

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    Rush Strong Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of the old [, old, old] joke:

    What is the difference between a diplomat and a lady?

    If a diplomat says yes, he means maybe. If he says maybe, he means no. And if he says no, he’s no diplomat.

    If a lady says no, she means maybe. If she says maybe, she means yes. And if she says yes . . .

    [Hey, Bond would have liked it.]

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    bdaverin  over 9 years ago

    I know what the cartoonist means. I can’t watch Pepe Le Pew cartoons anymore. That skunk is a would-be rapist.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    Gosh, TB is nastier than I remembered. And it wasn’t that long ago that I watched. Guess I just take Bond’s nastiness for granted.

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    Goblinopolis  over 9 years ago

    Pepe le Pew is not just a would-be rapist. He’s also into bestiality, because the female he’s usually trying to conquer is of a different species.

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