Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 05, 2015

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    That or he had gas.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Shouldn’t have tried to get a meal off a Tour de France rider. Now you’ve got a case of steroids.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    At first I thought the reference was to a “Yellow Jacket”, you know, those predatory, aggressive wasps!

    But, I shook it off and came around…

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    I don’t like hot summer nights with mosquitoes; I hate getting stuck for the drinks.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    Since only the females drink blood—“Honey, did that meal make me look fat?”

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    chromosome Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of the Gary Larson cartoon:

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