Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 22, 2015
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Transcript:
Parenting tip: avoid work via disproportionate response Bobby called me a butthead! I will buy a sledge, and find him on a playground and beat his knees backward! Nevermind! Nevermind! I'll work it out!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Disproportionate?No… I was quite serious.You should leave me out of all your little dramas.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Kid: “I’ll work it out. I’ll get mom’s trenchcoat and your Ruger. See you in the news, Dad!”
gammaguy over 9 years ago
Hey, Dad, that’s cool. I’ll record it on my phone and send it to all my friends. With luck, it’ll go viral, and we’ll start a trend!
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Naw, use the Nuclear Option first thing, why fool around? No more kids walking on your lawn if they see that radiation hazard sign! If they do, well, it’s Evolution in Action.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
Bad idea. When I was young, I could’ve gotten behind it.