Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 23, 2015
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Transcript:
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Shells mollusc moltings mostly make measly money. The lady later lacks lucre and leans on loans. She partners her business to barely bypass bankruptcy. Sold Turns out tacky tourist trinkets turn in ten times the take. Under new management She shelves t-shirts by the sea shore. 40% off!
emptc12 over 9 years ago
I feel more sorry for Theophilus Thistle, the now unemployed thistle sifter. He thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, and it got badly infected. And poor Peter Piper! Water restrictions due to Climate Change have devastated small pepper farms such as his. It seems as if none of the alliterative characters of the past will survive much longer.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Peter Piker piped a peak at peter peepers.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Peter Parker pricked a pinky on a plutonium-perfused ’pider’s pincers, per Peter Parker’s post-mortem.I can say that with no problem, as well as She Sells, Peter Piper, and the world’s most difficult English twister, “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.”I can also pronounce the alphabet, thanks to Big Bird.