Pickles by Brian Crane for June 11, 2010

Your lucky Opal that your not the one mowing.

There’s SPAM on Garfield too.

Hey Earl, there may be a useful idea there.

Whoever came up with that stupid saying probably was never married (or was recently divorced). Anyway, I don’t have a lawn mower - what does that mean for my wife?

Ha HA, good one.

Everyone flag “Come2“‘s spam

I’m sure many of us do, lurch, we just don’t talk about it. It further takes away from the subject at hand, which is the comic.

Where do these sayings come from?

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ~Author Unknown

My mother had an old saying that a lost opal always returns…and it has always proven true for us…so don’t try to get rid of Opal, Earl!! (^_^)

I wouldn’t think Earl has that kind of money.

Buy is the key word… Earl wants a hooker…

Opal, why does Earl need to buy a brand new lawn mower for? What was wrong with the old one?

Yeah, that’s a pretty stupid saying. My wife gets way more attention than my lawn mower.

I’ve dumped my lawnmower in the basement and now pay someone to do the job for me. Nothing suggestive about that, is there?

I’ve got a nice riding mower parked under the carport. Been sitting there for about 7-8 years. I’ve reached the point that I have the money to pay someone else to do the job but not many years left (76) to waste my time doing it!