Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 24, 2015

That ought to do the trick!

He’s aiming it at the judges, to make sure they give him tens.

Wait till they find out he doesn’t really have a cannon for an arm….

That was his last attempt. Horace finally put that sorry shot put out of it’s misery…. -He tried to convince the coach to give him another chance, but his argument “didn’t hold much weight”. Naturally, like his throws, it didn’t get too far….

More power.

Horace puts the shot in the shot put.

Or would this work better: Horace takes a shot at the shot put.

Horace has no pep in his put today!

Cue the 1812 Overture

In middle school, the coach demonstrated the shot put using a lightweight hollow ball. The first deflate-gate.

I am putting this out of my misery…

Not a party cannon this time.

The Mythbuster school of Shot Put.

It’s easier that way.