Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 02, 2015

Bruno Zeigerts: Reads Brewster Rockit on a daily basis.

Han Solo: Put all of our trust in Jar Jar Binks….

Looks like ol’ Winky is beside himself in guilt and shame…

Which of these offenses were ‘minor’?

Argy … well, I don’t think Winky is 21 yet.

Dr. Smith: Knocked the Jupiter 2 off course. Tampered with the robot. Befriended alien bad guys.

Winky should have cloned his spleen. Oh well, that’s someone disposable to send on a suicide mission…

Dirk Raider: Tries too hard to be like the guy who lost two deathstars.

@x_Tech

Yes…but…I don’t think this will even slow her down! lol

And don’t forget Ensign Kenny!

I love the “other white meat” sign. I think he did this gag before and it is still funny.

You know your neighbour is into cloning if you look out the window and see you’re washing his car…

J. J. Abrams – Destroyed Star Trek Canon.Adam Sandler – Keep making movies.

Look at it this way. At least Winky will have an extra spleen available.

Technically, Darth Vader didn’t lose the second Death Star; he destroyed the Emperor and died before that happened.

Gosh…X … am I sposed to be ashamed?

Maybe so…Bev thinks so…