Years back, I’d pick up a friend and we’d carpool.
One day, he noticed, he was losing HIS hair on the TOP of his head and had a ‘receding’ hairline (in other words, going bald TWICE as fast!)
He told me and his wife this one morning at coffee. I told him;
“TWO reasons guys lose hair those 2 places: losing hair on the hairline is simple! You’re a “THINKER”! - always running the palm of your hand over the hairline. – Top of the head, is because the guy is a “LOVER” - rubbing the top of his head on the headboard, rubbing hair OFF!”
“His wife said; “But, he’s losing it at BOTH places! - WHY?”
I took a sip of coffee, and said; “Simple! - He THINKS he’s a LOVER!!”
Just shave it off… :) I know a lot of men who do that.
I’m a woman, and I’ve shaved all of mine off… although I’m doing it in support of my cousin who’s going through cancer treatments… but I do prefer it this way. Easy maintenance! Also, it weeds out the idiots who aren’t open-minded enough to date a woman with a shaved head and a few tattoos… lol
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Is that what caused my bald spot?
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
More like loosing his feathers Roz.
sarge112751 over 14 years ago
Years back, I’d pick up a friend and we’d carpool.
One day, he noticed, he was losing HIS hair on the TOP of his head and had a ‘receding’ hairline (in other words, going bald TWICE as fast!)
He told me and his wife this one morning at coffee. I told him;
“TWO reasons guys lose hair those 2 places: losing hair on the hairline is simple! You’re a “THINKER”! - always running the palm of your hand over the hairline. – Top of the head, is because the guy is a “LOVER” - rubbing the top of his head on the headboard, rubbing hair OFF!”
“His wife said; “But, he’s losing it at BOTH places! - WHY?”
I took a sip of coffee, and said; “Simple! - He THINKS he’s a LOVER!!”
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Maybe he LOVES how he THINKS…? :P
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
I don’t mind losing it.
Dkram over 14 years ago
The way I heard the joke was Great Lover. He Thinks he’s a Great Lover.
Works good ether way.
\\//_
NE1956 over 14 years ago
Not feather head or birdbrained (well, maybe that one) …
… hairbrained!Yup, that’s the one.
tomtweit over 14 years ago
That explains a lot!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’ve slowly been losing it for almost 30 years. I wish it would hurry up and get on with it.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Just shave it off… :) I know a lot of men who do that.
I’m a woman, and I’ve shaved all of mine off… although I’m doing it in support of my cousin who’s going through cancer treatments… but I do prefer it this way. Easy maintenance! Also, it weeds out the idiots who aren’t open-minded enough to date a woman with a shaved head and a few tattoos… lol
The_Ol_Goaler over 14 years ago
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most…
;-)
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
It should be easy to find your mind–just look for the hairballs!
JanLC over 14 years ago
sarge112751: Ooolllddd joke. Heard it first back in High School.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
“I let my mind wander & it didn’t come back” - Calvin
TiggerLeBounce over 14 years ago
Luck to your cousin, Tanya!
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
“I’ve given so many people a piece of my mind that I don’t have any left!”
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Thanks TiggerLeBounce, she’s doing good considering, hoping by end of July we’ll get good news!
… Love your name btw! :)