Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 04, 2015

“Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.”

I can’t remember which one, but a comedian had a great line in the days when contact lenses were still made of glass: "People who wear contacts have to be the calmest people in the world. They get up in the morning and the first thing they do is stick a piece of glass in their eye. What’s going to bother you after that?

This is why the morning newspapers are still the most successful, understanding that the use of newspaper and successful in the same sentence is becoming rare.

True, having a conversation with your elementary school teacher in the morning was always bad.

Go frogs go!

“all of Congress is going to hell in a hand basket … except for my representatives”

Mine are already there.

One that fits Caufield:

“Small boys are easily controlled—all you have to do is call out the militia.”

Mark Twain also wrote: “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”-And 18 of those idiots are going to debate on Fox News Thursday night.

Caldonia: And is trying to get the rest of us to join him. What’s really depressing is that I am in Sam Rayburn’s home town, so I know things could be better.

Or as I’ve seen it …

Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

So, is that the color of pea soup ;)

http://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2002/02/26

Ha! Just noticed the Frazz’s TCU shirt. Clever.