Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 09, 2010

At last! A way to stem the tide of the squirrel-led Rodent Revolution! –And, as an extra added bonus, keep up good-neighborly relations between Frank and Steve and Gary and Leopold!

Those guys do know how to entertain.

I hope that’s not Bob the Squirrel.

That’s what Rocky the flying squirrel gets for trying to make a crash landing on water! He may be a little soggy now, but a slow roast or BBQ will make him perfect for Leo.

Invite the Demon Toddler, too!

After all this conflict with the suburbanites, Gary and Leo, and Frank and Steve are going native. Expect the cute lady vampire to be coming over to sell Amway any day now.

Is the Demon Toddler invited?

I want to see the lady vampire! Invite her!

Be careful Gary, over at Frank and Steve’s, the squirrel may not be the only one who gets SKEWERED.

Bunch of tree hugging furry tailed rats who women think are cute. The attic squatters eat a hole in you siding to chew on your electric lines and burn down your house. And if you should still enjoy an occasional evening engaged in “social drinking”, they will chatter at you while you recover.

I always freshen up when going out for a dead squirrel dinner. Leo needs the demon toddler to fire up the squirrel.

It’s always good to visit Frank’n Steve! Maybe we’ll see Peanut again too. We need all of them to get together, Vampire Lady and Demon Toddler, too.

Picky eaters. One wants chlorine marinated squirrel Another may want live Gakh.

A phone, with a cord, attached to the wall.