Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 05, 2015

Lesson learned, Janis! One day you will be the “creepy old lady” to some whippersnapper. Yes, you will!

The person who invented the sports bra should be taken out and summarily hung.

well, hold on, he’s not through with her yet…

For those who were appalled by my anti-Janis comment yesterday, her reaction today is an example of what I mean. She is as shallow as a birdbath.

I think Janis’ comment in the last panel, while no credit to the man who assisted her like a true Samaritan, just shows she is starting to feel better. Not really meant to be a personal comment on him.

Let’s wait to see if the thermometer has a little red dot on the end of it….

Props to Janis; she knows her fanbase.

What women find "creepy"is strange. My wife, when we were first married, found it “creepy” that since I got home first, I let the dog out and sat throwing the ball for him until she got home. She thought it was creepy that I would sit outside waiting for her to return. I was supposed to sit inside and read. So, I let the dog out and went back inside to sit in air conditioning, much to the dog’s displeasure.

Thermometers come in two types. Now this could get interesting…

One wonders how he will take her temperature.

Will he send her a bill for this care?…..

Heard some old guys talking one time about how they are entitled to cat call women who job past their neighborhood hangout, because the women wouldn’t run past there if they didn’t want the attention. Yeah…. they expected women to run a different route (a more dangerous one that required them to go out of town and into some woods) to avoid being creeped on by disgusting old men. Nice, huh? Be thankful you’re a guy, if you are one….

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I used to love to take Dr. Crusher’s temperature. (Get lost, Wesley!)

Maybe she’ll make a new friend!

Never judge another person.

I don’t know Janis – I would watch out where he might want to stick that thermometer if I were you.